Curse

TheEPIC · Oct 10, 2005, 05:57 AM // 05:57

Hey everyone. I haven't been around for too long, but I've never seen a thread where people can post their favorite quotes (like the song lyrics thread). Doesn't matter where they come from (Poetry, books, history, TV, whatever)

Here's one that comes to mind:
"Never argue with a moron. They'll only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

EchoSex · Oct 10, 2005, 05:59 AM // 05:59

"The blue yonder where the sky meets the sea and eye meets no eye and boy meets world and became a man to serve the world to save the day the night and the girl, too."

Shinsei · Oct 10, 2005, 06:21 AM // 06:21

"Even being from the shallow end of the gene pool, you should've drowned by now." - quote of the day on team-iq

Arturo02 · Oct 10, 2005, 06:23 AM // 06:23

"A sad fact about you player, as a whole: you only do what you are rewarded for. You will do something less fun if you see a carrot at the end of the stick, and you will ignore something more fun if it doesn't give you a "ding" or an XP reward or a title."
-Raph Koster
Creative Director SWG

William The Smasher · Oct 10, 2005, 06:59 AM // 06:59

you laugh at me because i'm different. i laugh at you because you're all the same.

Lag Hell · Oct 10, 2005, 07:21 AM // 07:21

"I will become a druid and marry the earth, I shall then divorce her and take half of wat she has. My plan is Flawless."

Xue Yi Liang · Oct 10, 2005, 07:27 AM // 07:27

"Gort! Klatu barata nikto!"

"Soylent Green is people!"

"There's a MAN on the wing!"

"Don't get on the ship. The book, To Serve Man, IT'S A COOKBOOK!"

Nick The Nicker · Oct 10, 2005, 07:48 AM // 07:48

Ni.Monty Python

If God didn't intend for us to eat them, then why'd he fill them with meat? - Homer Simpson

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

necrowizard · Oct 10, 2005, 08:16 AM // 08:16

"Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

"None shall pass" - Black Knight, and a guard in GW.

Witchblade · Oct 10, 2005, 01:02 PM // 13:02

The french touch for this thread

"Les conneries c'est comme les impôts, on finit toujours par les payer."

"La police, c'est comme la Sainte Vierge. Si elle n'apparaît pas de temps en temps, le doute s'installe."

"Je ne parle pas aux cons, ça les instruit."

Michel Audiard

Sister Rosette · Oct 10, 2005, 01:18 PM // 13:18

"What happens when I touch the wires tog-"

Old Dood · Oct 10, 2005, 01:41 PM // 13:41

This is from Star Trek the Next Generation:

"...We Are Smart We like Computer things...."

That was the Alien Retarded Race talking to the Enterprise!

Storm Crow · Oct 10, 2005, 02:16 PM // 14:16

'A picture is a poem without words'~Horton the Elephant

'A question cannot be answered on the same level of conciousness as it was created.'~Albert Einstein

'Close your mouth and put your eyes back in your head'~a friend of mine

'Everyone who takes normal conversation and turns it into some perverted joke should be frikin shot. Lets say the topic is nuts.....'
~Foamy Da Skwirl

and the new official unofficial BEST pickup line (using the same name as it was origonally created for)

Hey Licia, I have skittles in my mouth, you wanna taste the rainbow?

wsmcasey · Oct 10, 2005, 02:41 PM // 14:41

You get what you get and you don't throw a fit! - my daughter's 2nd grade class

I would if I could but I can't so I won't; please forgive me if I don't. - stepdad

We do not stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing. - unknown

Cjlr · Oct 10, 2005, 03:11 PM // 15:11

"Oh my god, there's a bear in my oatmeal!" Family Guy

"Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning, I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." Winston Churchill

"Genius may have its limits, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." Elbert Hubbard

"It takes a good leader to get people to follow good ideas. But it takes a great leader to get people to follow bad ideas."

matiasdu · Oct 10, 2005, 03:41 PM // 15:41

"If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking."
"Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way."
"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't."
"Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack."
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
"I dont give a damn about the color of your skin,
just kill as many sons of b*tches wearing green as you can."
-All attributed to General George Patton

Platinum Agent · Oct 10, 2005, 03:42 PM // 15:42

"Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jeeeeeeeeeenkinsssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Guess where this came from

Volarian · Oct 10, 2005, 03:46 PM // 15:46

"Even if you were the last man on earth and god was counting on us to procreate, I wouldn't even consider showing you my butt!!" -

Self-narative CD - Cotton Mouth Texas

TheEPIC · Oct 10, 2005, 03:50 PM // 15:50

"Sometimes we are allowed to fall so we can learn to pick ourselves back up."

Witchblade · Oct 10, 2005, 03:53 PM // 15:53

"damn, stop the QTip when there is resistance, u moron"

Me

(lotsa ppl arent aware of that,huh ^^ )